Monday February 6th


Jen Jen is at the Olympics! Listen for her updates starting tomorrow live from Italy!

Mike and the crew did Superbowl talk. Mike was upset by the lack of a two minute offense.

Mike thinks this was the worst Superbowl ever giving it a D -.

What do Mike Holmgren and Jen Jen have in common? They both need adapters!

Jen Jen wrote a letter to the show from Italy to let Mike know how beautiful the women were. However, Mike said he is content with Annie, Joy and above all Be-Be.

Mike thinks Joe Namath is the second coolest guy ever, just behind Dean Martin.

6:50 Mike joined Dick Johnson and Zoraida Sambolin on NBC 5. Be sure to watch for Mike every Monday and Friday.

Mike decided he liked the "Puppy Bowl" on Animal Planet better than the Superbowl.

Mike talked about the player ratings in the Superbowl, as shown in today's USA Today.

Our Buddy Bobby Maresco won another award for "CRASH." Check out the winners here.

Mike loved the baby Clydesdale Budweiser spot and the monkeys in careerbuilder.com commercials last night. The Chicago Sun-Times runs them down.

7:20 Hub Arkush joined Mike and the crew today to review the Superbowl. Want a copy of Pro Football Weekly?...Just call 1-800-FOOTBALL.

Mike took a poll today to determine the general consensus of rating this Superbowl. We took 8 callers and averaged their score and came up with a D+ or 67%.

The Commercials that have the Muslim's up in arms and the US has not shown can be found at http://www.humaneventsonline.com/article.php?id=12172. The Cartoons are at the bottom of the column.

8:00 Congrats Scott Prescetto for winning the "Stupid Cupid" contest. Scott will receive a $50 gift certificate to Lover's Lane, and a $50 gift certificate to Viking Ski Shop.

After the poor quality of this Superbowl, Mike is happy ABC is getting out of the football business.

Mike decided if John McCain can run for president so can he. Watch out presidential candidates Pappy wants to take over.

Mike decided the Ran Center is a hip hop thing like T-Man.

8:20 Mike DeCourcy senior writer for college basketball for Sporting News joined us to talk some hoops. Read Mike DeCourcy every week right here!

Mike reviewed the North to North polls. Be sure to continue to vote for best picture and battle of the bands on www.northtonorth.com.

Annie said that her and Jen would take pictures of their legs for the website if Mike, Rock and Buck would too.

Jock Itch asked Chris Rongey on Chicago White Sox Weekly when Mike is coming back. Jock Itch Mitch clears his name, that was not him that called "White Sox Weekly". It was another Jock Itch.

9:20 This week Battle of the Bands pits BTO Vs. Chicago's Very Own, Styx

Ozzie Guillen is interviewed by James Brown on HBO's Real Sports tomorrow night on HBO. Check out a quick preview here!

Sam Smith comments on the Eddy Curry trade and thinks it will be paying off for the next two years.

Rob Feder talked to Mark Giangreco, ABC 7 sports has always been #1.

Dating rituals from Jen Jen...(actually an e-mail she got)

DATING RITUALS

WHITE WOMEN

First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.
Third date: You get to have sex, but only in the missionary position.


IRISH WOMEN

First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.

ITALIAN WOMEN

First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant.
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti and meatballs.
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you and insists on a 3-carat ring.
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together and hate the thought of having sex.
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend.

JEWISH WOMEN

First Date: You get dynamite head.
Second Date: You get more great head.
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.

CHINESE WOMEN

First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner, but nothing happens.
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Nothing happens again.
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you already realized nothing is going to happen.

INDIAN WOMEN

First date: Meet her parents.
Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
Third date: Wedding night.

BLACK WOMEN

First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.

MEXICAN WOMEN

First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
Second Date: She's pregnant.
Third Date: She moves in. One week later ~ her mother, father, his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans for the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now looks like a home along the Rio Grande.

The POINT?

DON'T YOU JUST LOVE IRISH WOMEN?